Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?
Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.

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Teacher: What is the purpose of having school?
Student: Without school there wouldn’t be a reason for holidays and summer vacation.

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