A duck walks into a shop and asks the manager:-Got any fresh fruit?-No.-Got any fresh vegetables?-No. We have only dry goods. The next day the duck returns:-Got any fresh fruit?-No.-Got
Рубрика: Let’s smile
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over to
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. «No woman,» said one man, scornfully, «can keep a secret.» «I don’t know
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: «woman without her man is nothing». The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The boys wrote: «Woman,
Many years ago two friends, Joe and Tom, came to a small town. It was very dark when they came to a little inn. They asked for a room with
One night a hotel caught fire and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men were standing near the hotel and looking at
One day a Paris newspaper gave an advertisement about a very cheap and pleasant way of travelling for 25 centimes. Many people believed it and sent the money. A few
A fisherman brought a very large fish to a rich man’s house. The rich man asked the fisherman to name his price for the fish. «I don’t want money,» was
In a small town a man stole some money from a house. The police began to look for the thief. Soon they found him and brought him to the police
Many, many years ago there lived a king who said that anyone who could tell a story for two years would get a piece of land. First one man tried