When three-year-old opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. The mother was not so pleased.
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.“What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” he responded. “Oh… Killed any?” she asked.“Yep,
One day Mark Twain was travelling in France by train. He was going to a small town near Paris. It was very late at night when he went to sleep.
Once there were two brothers, Peter and Bernard. Both of them liked to ride horses. One day they both went to buy a horse. Bernard bought a horse and Peter
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good: mostly A’s, and a couple of B’s.However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor
A guy sees a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
A middle school for girls was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, «Now, young man, I think you had better take that
Joseph Turner was a great English painter. He had a dog which he loved very much. One day he was playing with his dog. The dog fell and broke his