Watermelon — it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff. Age doesn’t always come with wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
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A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”.
В ночь Хэллоуина принято гадать так же, как и на наши русские Святки. Особенно это касается гаданий на женихов — можно смотреть в темноте в зеркало, можно гадать при помощи
*** A teacher was explaining fractions to his class of girls and boys. After having written several examples on the blackboard, he asked a boy whether he would prefer one-fifth
Everyone has heard of Sherlock Holmes. Everyone has read stories about Sherlock Holmes at one time or another. Sherlock Holmes was a famous detective. Actually, he was the most famous
A present from the son Long ago there lived an old woman in England. She had a son who was a sailor. He went to different countries and always brought
New Year’s Eve dream. She was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to him, her husband, «I just dreamed
1. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Оптимист — это человек, который садится на новую диету в День благодарения. 2. Asked to write
Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful? Student: Yes sir, if he had been