Сын говорит матери: — Я больше в школу не пойду. — Почему? — Да ну ее, эту школу. Опять Васильков будет бить учебником по голове, Иванов начнет из рогатки
Рубрика: Let’s smile
An energetic American tourist had come to visit the Warwick Castle in England. When the doorkeeper made his appearance, the American was studying his guide-book. — Tell me, — the
* * * Student: Would you be angry with a student for something he didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: That’s good because I didn’t do my homework.))) *
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of
Girl: “How would you describe me?” Man: “ABCDEFGHIJK”. Girl: “What does it mean?” Man: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and happy”. Girl: “Aw, thank you, but what about
The man: God, how long ia a million years? God: To me, it’s about a minute. The man: God, how much is a million dollars? God: To me, it’s a
The toy department of Hamleys one Christmas Eve: A man said, “What a marvellous train set. I’ll buy it.” The girl behind the counter looked pleased and murmured, “Great, I’m
One day a preacher went to a pet shop to buy a parrot. When he finally made his choice, he asked the shop assistant, «Are you sure it doesn’t scream,