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Student: Would you be angry with a student for something he didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: That’s good because I didn’t do my homework.)))
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Becky: Simon, you father is a teacher but you cannot read and write.
Simon: So you father is a dentist but your little brother Bill still has no teeth.)))
(Взято из учебника английского языка «Enjoy English 4»)