A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it.After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
Рубрика: Let’s smile
Лондон, Темза, табличка «Ловить рыбу запрещено», под ней сидит джентльмен с удочкой. К нему подходит полисмен:— С вас 10 фунтов, сэр!— За что, сэр?— Здесь нельзя удить рыбу!— Я не ловлю рыбу, я купаю своего червяка!Полисмен отходит, но появляется через 10 минут.— Вы купаете червяка, покажите
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, «If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess». He bent over,
First snake: I hope I’m not poisonous. Second snake: Why? First snake: Because I bit my lip!
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The more we study, the more we knowThe more we know, the more we forgetThe more we forget, the less we knowthe less we know, the less we forgetThe less
A duck walks into a shop and asks the manager:-Got any fresh fruit?-No.-Got any fresh vegetables?-No. We have only dry goods. The next day the duck returns:-Got any fresh fruit?-No.-Got
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over to
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. «No woman,» said one man, scornfully, «can keep a secret.» «I don’t know
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: «woman without her man is nothing». The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The boys wrote: «Woman,