When I first started working in a bank in the center of the city, I was always afraid someone might rob me. I was behind bulletproof glass, but the alarm
Рубрика: Let’s smile
A photographer for a national magazine wants to take pictures of a great forest fire. His boss tells him that a small plane will wait for him at the airport.
A man has a big garden around his house. An old dog comes to his garden. The dog looks at the man and then lies down next to him. When
A woman needed to buy her mother a birthday present. She didn’t know what to buy her mother. She only had one day to buy her mother something. So she
Linda Robinson was very thirsty so she went into a cafe. There was an old woman in the cafe. She was sitting near the door at a table. At her
Одно из направлений, горячо любимое англичанами, — это игра слов, причём чаще всего абсолютно не переводимая на русский. Так что желающим понять шутки — хочешь или нет, а придётся прокачать
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it.After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
Лондон, Темза, табличка «Ловить рыбу запрещено», под ней сидит джентльмен с удочкой. К нему подходит полисмен:— С вас 10 фунтов, сэр!— За что, сэр?— Здесь нельзя удить рыбу!— Я не ловлю рыбу, я купаю своего червяка!Полисмен отходит, но появляется через 10 минут.— Вы купаете червяка, покажите
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, «If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess». He bent over,
First snake: I hope I’m not poisonous. Second snake: Why? First snake: Because I bit my lip!