A teacher was explaining fractions to his class of girls and boys. After having written several examples on the blackboard, he asked a boy whether he would prefer one-fifth or one-eighth of a lemon.
“I’d prefer one-eighth, sir.”
Then the teacher began to explain again that though the fraction one-eighth looked larger than the fraction one-fifth, it was really the smaller of the two.
“I know that, sir. I don’t like lemons!”
The Professor: “Can you tell me something about the great inventors of the 19th century?”
The Student: “Oh, yes, of course, they are all dead, sir.”
A math teacher is going to ask a complicated question, so he says her pupils: “Whoever answers my next question, can go home.”
After her words sly Brian throws his backpack out the window.
Teacher asks: “Who just threw that?!”
Brian: “Me! It was your question. May I go home now?”
At the first lesson after summer vacations a teacher welcomes her pupils: «Hello boys and girls. Remember!!! Nothing is impossible.»
The wittiest boy says: «Ok Miss, You please try to take out all the toothpastes and put back it into the tube again.»
WELCOME TO SCHOOL AND GOOD LUCK!!!