A sad man walks into a bar, and the barman asks him what the problem is.

“My life is horrible,” the man says. “Every night, I play a game of chess with my wife, and every night she beats me.”

“Well, why don’t you stop playing chess?” the barman asks.

“I love the game,” the man says, “I’m a genius. I never lose.”

The barman doesn’t understand. “But you say that your wife always beats you.”

“Well,” the man says, “She doesn’t like to lose.”