A guy sees a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
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A middle school for girls was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, «Now, young man, I think you had better take that
Joseph Turner was a great English painter. He had a dog which he loved very much. One day he was playing with his dog. The dog fell and broke his
Watermelon — it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff. Age doesn’t always come with wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”.
В ночь Хэллоуина принято гадать так же, как и на наши русские Святки. Особенно это касается гаданий на женихов — можно смотреть в темноте в зеркало, можно гадать при помощи
*** A teacher was explaining fractions to his class of girls and boys. After having written several examples on the blackboard, he asked a boy whether he would prefer one-fifth
Everyone has heard of Sherlock Holmes. Everyone has read stories about Sherlock Holmes at one time or another. Sherlock Holmes was a famous detective. Actually, he was the most famous