A present from the son Long ago there lived an old woman in England. She had a son who was a sailor. He went to different countries and always brought
Рубрика: Let’s smile
New Year’s Eve dream. She was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to him, her husband, «I just dreamed
1. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Оптимист — это человек, который садится на новую диету в День благодарения. 2. Asked to write
Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful? Student: Yes sir, if he had been
Сын говорит матери: — Я больше в школу не пойду. — Почему? — Да ну ее, эту школу. Опять Васильков будет бить учебником по голове, Иванов начнет из рогатки
An energetic American tourist had come to visit the Warwick Castle in England. When the doorkeeper made his appearance, the American was studying his guide-book. — Tell me, — the
* * * Student: Would you be angry with a student for something he didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: That’s good because I didn’t do my homework.))) *
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of
Girl: “How would you describe me?” Man: “ABCDEFGHIJK”. Girl: “What does it mean?” Man: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and happy”. Girl: “Aw, thank you, but what about
The man: God, how long ia a million years? God: To me, it’s about a minute. The man: God, how much is a million dollars? God: To me, it’s a